Why My Third Husband Will Be A Dog

✍ Scribed by Scottoline, Lisa

• Book ID: 106913595
• Publisher: St. Martin's Press
• Year: 2009
• Tongue: UND
• Weight: 135 KB
• Category: Fiction
• ISBN-13: 9780312587482

✦ Synopsis

EDITORIAL REVIEW: *A hilarious collection of stories from the life of the *New York Times *bestselling author of *Look Again At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottoline’s wildly popular *Philadelphia Inquirer *columns. In her column, Lisa lets her hair down, roots and all, to show the humorous side of life from a woman’s perspective. The Sunday column debuted in 2007 and on the day it started, Lisa wrote, “I write novels, so I usually have 100,000 words to tell a story. In a column there’s only 700 words. I can barely say hello in 700 words. I’m Italian.” The column gained momentum and popularity. Word of mouth spread, and readers demanded a collection. *Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog *is that collection. Seventy vignettes. Vintage Scottoline. In this collection, you’ll laugh about: • Being caught braless in the emergency room • Betty and Veronica’s Life Lessons for Girls • A man’s most important body part • Interrupting as an art form • A religion men and women can worship • Real estate ads as porn • Spanx are public enemy number one • And so much more about life, love, family, pets, and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!