Why my third husband will be a dog: the amazing adventures of an ordinary woman

✍ Scribed by Lisa Scottoline

• Publisher: St. Martin's Press;St. Martin'sGriffin
• Year: 2011;2010
• Tongue: English
• Weight: 141 KB
• Edition: 1st [pbk.] ed
• Category: Fiction
• ISBN: 0312649436

✦ Synopsis

*A hilarious collection of stories from the life of the *New York Times *bestselling author of *Look Again

At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottolines wildly popular *Philadelphia Inquirer *columns. In her column, Lisa lets her hair down, roots and all, to show the humorous side of life from a womans perspective. The Sunday column debuted in 2007 and on the day it started, Lisa wrote, I write novels, so I usually have 100,000 words to tell a story. In a column theres only 700 words. I can barely say hello in 700 words. Im Italian. The column gained momentum and popularity. Word of mouth spread, and readers demanded a collection. *Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog *is that collection. Seventy vignettes. Vintage Scottoline.

In this collection, youll laugh about:

Being caught braless in the emergency room

Betty and Veronicas Life Lessons for Girls

A mans most important body part

Interrupting as an art form

A religion men and women can worship

Real estate ads as porn

Spanx are public enemy number one

And so much more about life, love, family, pets, and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!