The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant

✍ Scribed by Drew Hayes

• Book ID: 100118448
• Publisher: Reuts Publications;Smashwords Edition
• Year: 2014
• Tongue: English
• Weight: 142 KB
• Category: Fiction
• ISBN: 0989649997

✦ Synopsis

UNDEATH & TAXES, sequel to THE UTTERLY UNINTERESTING AND UNADVENTUROUS TALES OF FRED, THE VAMPIRE ACCOUNTANT out now! http://www.amazon.com/Undeath-Taxes-Drew-Hayes-ebook/dp/B012P8CF6Q/

Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort.

One fateful night different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to survive. Because even after its over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.

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Review

"[Kirby] provides a good range of character voices for the various monsters, which capture the creatures' strangeness." ---AudioFile

About the Author

Drew Hayes graduated from Texas Tech with a degree in English. He is the author of many books, including NPCs and The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant. Drew lives in Texas. Visit him at drewhayesnovels.com.