The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant

✍ Scribed by Drew Hayes

• Book ID: 100116488
• Publisher: REUTS Publications;Smashwords Edition
• Year: 2014
• Tongue: English
• Weight: 156 KB
• Category: Fiction
• ISBN: 0989649989

✦ Synopsis

Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort.One fateful night – different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful – Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to "survive." Because even after it's over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.