Nobody told Bob that when he became a vampire, he would still have to keep his job at the pornshop. Foul-mouthed, sarcastically funny, Bob is completely new to the whole vampire life. His ex-girlfriend hates him, he's addicted to blood, his Vampires Anonymous group failed... and way too many people
So You Might Be a Vampire
โ Scribed by Smith, Rodney V
- Book ID
- 109267535
- Tongue
- English
- Weight
- 163 KB
- Series
- Chasing the Sun 1
- Category
- Fiction
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โฆ Synopsis
Nobody told Bob that when he became a vampire, he would still have to keep his job at the pornshop. Foul-mouthed, sarcastically funny, Bob is completely new to the whole vampire life. His ex-girlfriend hates him, he's addicted to blood, his Vampires Anonymous group failed... and way too many people are trying to kill him. There are over 101 ways to suck at being a vampire, and Bob is living proof
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