So You Might Be a Vampire

✍ Scribed by Smith, Rodney V.

• Publisher: Smashwords Edition
• Year: 2014
• Tongue: English
• Weight: 173 KB
• Category: Fiction
• ISBN-13: 9785554495472

✦ Synopsis

Nobody told Bob that when he became a vampire, he would still have to keep his job at the pornshop. Foul-mouthed, sarcastically funny, Bob is completely new to the whole vampire life. His ex-girlfriend hates him, he's addicted to blood, his Vampires Anonymous group failed... and way too many people are trying to kill him. There are over 101 ways to suck at being a vampire, and Bob is living proof.

One year into being a vampire, Bob must overcome his own addictions, misconceptions and screwed-up expectations as he comes to terms with being an instant outcast in vampire society, where most vampires are attractive trust-fund kiddies who can actually afford the vampire life-style.

Still forced to work his lousy day job at the porn-shop he makes observations on everyday life, the inability to fly or anything useful like in the books, and dives into finding out just how far he can push the limits in his new life after dark without screwing everything up.

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