I'm Back for More Cash

✍ Scribed by Kornheiser, Tony

• Book ID: 109733575
• Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
• Year: 2011
• Tongue: en-US
• Weight: 302 KB
• Category: Fiction
• ISBN-13: 9781588360533

✦ Synopsis

I think it's really cool to be on a jury. Take the O.J. jury--the people on that jury got book deals, and they got on Nightline*, and some of them even got to meet Greta Van Susteren! They were always being written about in the newspapers: "Juror No. 1, a thirty-six-year-old Caucasian male with a master's degree who works for a high-tech corporation." Throw in a line about how "he likes to hunt and fish," and you've got* The Dating Game*.

I wonder what they'd write about me. "Juror No. 4, a fat, bald, old, whiny Caucasian man who dresses like a vagrant and has complained incessantly about the texture of the toilet paper in the jury lavatory."

I try to diet, but unfortunately I've come to the point in life where nearly everything disgusts or disappoints me except food.

And so I eat all day long. If I had a family crest, at this point it would be a man with a chicken breast in one hand, a cheeseburger in the other, and a garland of...
Number of Words in Auth: 2
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All Identifiers : isbn:978-1-58836-053-3
Single Author : Tony Kornheiser
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