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Dad Jokes and Pine Cones

✍ Scribed by C.J. Banks


Publisher
C.J. Banks
Year
2021
Tongue
English
Category
Fiction

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✦ Synopsis


***Shortlisted for the Rakuten Kobo Emerging Writer's Prize 2022***

Widowed musician and single dad Wishes thought he'd never get his life Bach together again. Enter Ronan stage left.

Balancing his career, his mental health, and getting his daughter to school on time, Wishes longs for another set of hands to duet life with. When Ronan proposes a childcare trade-off, Wishes leaps at the opportunity. After all, single dads need to support each other, right?

Spending time with Ronan and his son gives Wishes' life harmony, and thrusts him into panic mode. The timing between his grief and desire for Ronan is offbeat. He doesn't know if he's ready for a new love song, or if Ronan can Handel his secrets. Little does Wishes know, Ronan has a cacophony of secrets of his own...

One widowed single dad + One divorced single dad = Dad jokes, adorableness, steamy times, and a boatload of baggage.

"Often hilarious, frequently touching and sweet, sometimes emotionally gut-wrenching, Dad Jokes & Pine Cones is one of the best romances I've ever read." - Felicity George, Author of A Lady's Risk

Content warnings:

  • Canadian spelling. We love to mix and match US and UK spelling with a smattering of French words.
  • This book, while funny and endearing, discusses heavy topics such as mental health issues, on-page panic and trauma triggered attacks, death and grief, addictions (historical), abuse (historical with flashbacks), suicide (flashbacks), drunk driving (historical and one on page moment), vomitting, and homophobia and transphobia (historical and on page).
  • There's swearing. A good smattering of F-bombs.

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