Review
โAs everyone knows, there's only one thing that can end racism: laughter. Or fire. This book is a ready source of both. Read it with someone you hate.โ
โJon Stewart, The Daily Show
โAn insightful and provocative treatise on race.?โ
โJohn Hodgman, author of The Areas of My Expertise
โMr. Dalton's book is sure to soothe, or possibly inflame, racial hatred.โ
โGeorge Meyer, writer and producer for The Simpsons
Product Description
A hilarious look at the races of the worldโcapturing the proud history and bright future of racism in one handy, authoritative, and deeply offensive volume
Meet โC. H. Dalton,โ a professor of racialist studies and a leading authority on inferior people of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual preferences. In the grand tradition of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and Birth of a Nation , he is on a mission to clarify the truth about self-supremacy, drawing on eminent scholarship to enlighten a new generation of hate-mongers. Presenting evidence that everyone should be hated (even white people), A Practical Guide to Racism contains sparkling bits of wisdom on such subjects as:
โข The good life enjoyed by blacks, who shuffle through life unhindered by the white manโs burdens, such as reverse racism and white slavery, to become accomplished athletes, rhymesmiths, and dominoes champions.
โข The sad story of the industrious, intelligent Jews, whose entire reputation is sullied by their unfortunate taste for the blood of Christian babies.
โข A close look at the bizarre, sweet-smelling race known as โwomen,โ who are not good at anythingโ especially ruling the free world.
โข A crucial manual to Arabs, a people so sensitive they are liable to blow up at any time.
โข A country-by-country breakdown of the โYellow Peril,โ with pointers for telling apart a race of people who all look the same.
Also included is a comprehensive glossary of timeless epithets, with hundreds of pejorative words for everyone from Phoenicians to Jews. A Practical Guide to Racism is sure to spark honest, instructive discourse.