Its Christmas at the Cressida House and all Hell is breaking loose.
Tree? Decorated and lit. Elf on a Shelf? Seated with style. Baby Jesus on the mantle? Fourteen neatly in a row. Life sized Nutcracker? Creepy, but standing proud. Invitations sent to entire immortal family to celebrate the holiday? Possibly the stupidest damn thing Ive ever done.
Mixing Heaven and Hell on my cousins famous birthday seemed like such a brilliant idea. I wanted my babys first Christmas to be specialmemorable. Id like chalk my heinous idea up tohaving been fallen down drunk, butthat wont fly as its insanely difficult for a Vampyre to tie one on.So instead Ill deal with obscene gifts from relatives, kidnapped rock stars and catering by Mother Nature.
To complicate matters, our new family pet thinks the whole house is his toilet. Ethan and I cant even find a room with working lock on the door to spread a little holiday cheer.
Never, never again.Christmas from now on will be at a freakin spa for the undeadno poles for dancing and no slumber parties with the Devil.
I just have to make it through the next twenty-four hours without beheading a beloved one.
Merry freakin Christmasand Happy New Year.
Keywords: holiday, demons and devils, witches, wizards, warlocks, shifters, werewolves, paranormal, fantasy
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