A Fashionably Dead Christmas: Hot Damned Series, Book 5

✍ Scribed by Peterman, Robyn

• Book ID: 109212465
• Year: 2015
• Tongue: English
• Weight: 119 KB
• Category: Fiction

✦ Synopsis

It�s Christmas at the Cressida House and all Hell is breaking loose. Tree? Decorated and lit. Elf on a Shelf? Seated with style. Baby Jesus on the mantle? Fourteen neatly in a row. Life sized Nutcracker? Creepy, but standing proud. Invitations sent to entire immortal family to celebrate the holiday? Possibly the stupidest damn thing I�ve ever done. Mixing Heaven and Hell on my cousin�s famous birthday seemed like such a brilliant idea. I wanted my baby�s first Christmas to be special�memorable. I�d like chalk my heinous idea up to�having been fallen down drunk, but�that won�t fly as it�s insanely difficult for a Vampyre to tie one on.�So instead I�ll deal with obscene gifts from relatives, kidnapped rock stars and catering by Mother Nature.� To complicate matters, our new family pet thinks the whole house is his toilet. Ethan and I can�t even find a room with working lock on the door to spread a little holiday cheer. Never, never again.�Christmas from now on will be at a freakin� spa for the undead�no poles for dancing and no slumber parties with the Devil.� I just have to make it through the next twenty-four hours without beheading a beloved one. Merry freakin� Christmas�and Happy New Year. Keywords: holiday, demons and devils, witches, wizards, warlocks, shifters, werewolves, paranormal, fantasy