From the Back Cover ''It's fucking exhilarating--a tight, breakneck narrative and lots of awesome ultra-violence and quirky, distinct characters.'' - BRIAN KEENE, author of The Rising and Dead Sea ''Unlike any zombie apocalypse novel you've ever read, Zombies and Shit takes the zombie mythology and reimagines it in a brutal reality game show like no other. Filled with sentient zombies, zombie smart cars, mechanized zombie dogs, and a cybernetic Mr. T, Zombies and Shit is part Running Man, part Battle Royale, part Lost, and all Carlton Mellick III.'' - S. G. BROWNE, author of Breathers ''Easily the craziest, weirdest, strangest, funniest, most obscene writer in America.'' - GOTHIC MAGAZINE ''Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles... and the kinkiest fans!'' - CHRISTOPHER MOORE, author of The Stupidest Angel ''Carlton Mellick III is one of bizarro fiction's most talented practitioners, a virtuoso of the surreal, science fictional tale.'' - CORY DOCTOROW, author of Little Brother ''Carlton Melick III exemplifies the intelligence and wit that lurks between its lurid covers. In a genre where crude titles are an art in themselves, Mellick is a true artist.'' - THE GUARDIAN ''Just as Pop had Andy Warhol and Dada Tristan Tzara, the Bizarro movement has its very own P. T. Barnum-type practitioner. He's the mutton-chopped author of such books as Electric Jesus Corpse and The Menstruating Mall, the illustrator, editor, and instructor of all things Bizarro, and his name is Carlton Mellick III.'' - DETAILS MAGAZINE ''Mellick's writing almost defies description...ย It's gory, weird, raunchy and sometimes hilarious and well-worth trying to track down.'' - AFFAIRS MAGAZINE