### From School Library Journal Grade 6Π²Πβ8Π²ΠβQuintessential good-kid Milton Fauster knows all about his sister Marlo's life of petty crime. So, when they are both killed in a freak marshmallow explosion, he isn't surprised that she doesn't qualify for Heaven, but he's shocked to find that he isn't
Wise Acres: Where the Sassy Kids Go
β Scribed by Basye, Dale E
- Book ID
- 107807909
- Publisher
- Random House Children's Books
- Year
- 2013
- Tongue
- en-US
- Weight
- 2 MB
- Series
- Heck 7
- Category
- Fiction
- ISBN-13
- 9780307981851
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β¦ Synopsis
Welcome to Wise Acres, where the sassy kids go.
In the seventh and final installment of Heck, Dale E. Basye sends Milton and Marlo Fauster to Wise Acres, the circle reserved for kids who sass back. In Wise Acres, the cleverest, snarkiest, put-downiest kids debate and trade insults in Spite Club. But the new vice principal, Lewis Carroll, has some curious plans to raise the profile--and the stakes--of the competition. Now a full-fledged War of the Words will be broadcast through the afterlife. The winner will get the heck out of Heck and go straight to heaven. And the loser? Well, the loser goes down . . . all the way down to the real h-e-double-hockey-sticks. And Milton and Marlo are on opposite teams. Can they find a way out of Lewis Carroll's mad-as-a-hatter scheme? Or is one Fauster about to pay a permanent visit to the Big Guy Downstairs?
From the Hardcover edition.
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WHEN MILTON AND Marlo Fauster die in a marshmallow bear explosion, they get sent straight to Heck, an otherworldly reform school. Milton can understand why his kleptomaniac sister is here, but Milton is--or *was*--a model citizen. Has a mistake been made? Not according to Bea ''Elsa'' Bubb, the Prin
When timid Milton and his older, scofflaw sister Marlo die in a marshmallow bear explosion at Grizzly Mall, they are sent to Heck, an otherworldly reform school from which they are determined to escape.