When Mr. Dog Bites

✍ Scribed by Conaghan, Brian

• Book ID: 108696201
• Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
• Year: 2013
• Tongue: English
• Weight: 153 KB
• Category: Fiction
• ISBN-13: 9781408838358

✦ Synopsis

Cool Things To Do Before I Cack It

• Number One: Have real sexual intercourse with a girl (preferably Michelle Malloy and definitely NOT on a train or any other mode of transport...if it's possible at her house).

  • Number Two: Fight heaven and earth, tooth and nail, dungeons and dragons that people stop slagging my mate Amir because he smells like a big pot of curry. And, help him find a new best bud.

    • Number Three: Get dad back from the war before...you-know-what...happens.

      Dylan Mint has Tourette's. For Dylan, life is a constant battle to keep the bad stuff in—the swearing, the tics, the howling dog that escapes whenever he gets stressed. And, as a sixteen-year-old virgin and pupil at Drumhill Special School, getting stressed is something of an occupational hazard. But then a routine visit to the hospital changes everything. Overhearing a hushed conversation between the doctor and his mother, Dylan discovers that he's going to die next March...