What Do You Say to a Naked Elf?
β Scribed by Sterling, Cheryl
- Book ID
- 106586924
- Tongue
- English
- Weight
- 176 KB
- Category
- Fiction
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
β¦ Synopsis
Apart from her being a TV-and-movie junkie and a saleswoman extraordinaire of adult lotions, potions and playthings, plain Jane Drysdaleβs life was nothing unusual. That was, until a moment of reckless driving catapulted her into a fairytale world like a J.R.R. Tolkien book on crack. From Walker, Michigan, to a place of wacko wizards, sexually repressed elves and dangerous dwarves, Jane was suddenly fulfilling an epic destiny that held certain death--and even more certain love. Even the newly legible tattoo on her shoulder seemed to proclaim the rightness of her transport: "Forever joined, heart upon heart, world upon world." Everything started with Jane on trial for her life and her Legolas-lookalike lawyer taking his shirt off, and the first thing she needed to know was . . . What Do You Say to a Naked Elf? One or two things sprang to mind.
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