Thumpy Cheeseburger

✍ Scribed by Mawyer, Ethan; Mawyer, Ethan

• Book ID: 110580864
• Year: 2022
• Tongue: English
• Weight: 126 KB
• Category: Fiction
• ASIN: B09YBH1NL2

✦ Synopsis

What is a thumpy cheeseburger, and why would someone break into someone else’s house and say they want one?
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Finding out sounds like an adventure, and Joey Stuffleberg has no interest in those. Not after what happened last year.

Last year, he helped foil the plans of a loud supervillain called Professor Huzzah, saving the world from massive inconvenience or worse. This year he wants to rest, maybe write some songs, and actively seek boredom until the idea of excitement no longer repulses him. But after multiple experiences which seem to defy the laws of physics, it becomes apparent an adventure will be happening, whether Joey is ready or not.

This time, more is at stake than massive inconvenience. What follows involves at least three gods, a trip to Hell, a depressed elf, intergalactic travel, dragons and half-dragons, and cheeseburgers getting thumped. Even worse, sometimes the cheeseburgers thump back.