The Wandering Tribes: War Against Infinity: Book 3 (The War Against Infinity)

✍ Scribed by Rob Bartlett

• Book ID: 110577854
• Year: 2022
• Tongue: English
• Weight: 224 KB
• Series: The War Against Infinity Book 3
• Category: Fiction
• ISBN-13: 9781234567890
• ASIN: B09YP79HCP

✦ Synopsis

Hi, my name is Milo Sapphire.
I’m the CEO of Interstellar Products. We make stuff for Sentient Ships.
I’m also the Chosen of the Deity. I’m supposed to save the fricking Universe.
So I need a little help.

I used to be the leader of all the Vampire Families back on Old Earth.
So I’m gonna invite them to join the party, so to speak.

But vampires need lairs.
And this is space, so lair hunting is a little challenging.
And there’s a lot of’em, so I gonna need a lot of space (see what I did there?).

But it’s kinda boring building a lair from scratch. Lotta planning, lotta zoning meetings, you get the idea.
So how am I gonna keep a lot of extremely competitive, obsessively compulsive, highly energetic, easily bored, apex predators occupied? Hyperactive kindergartners strung out on meth. With flamethrowers?

Well, I’m also taking on the Mercantile Empire.
They’re never gonna know what hit’em.
Heh.