The THAT in a Hat! : aka, the Trans-species, Hetero-homogenous, Ambiguous Thing in unisex headgear.

• Book ID: 100468349
• Year: 2021
• Tongue: English
• Weight: 668 KB
• Category: Fiction

✦ Synopsis

Is cancel culture a vulture that can prey on a book?
Furious? Curious? Come take a look.
Before the plight of Miss Piggy & Pepe Le Pew,
& Potato head's penis was a topic taboo,
T'was a featureless creature, who was "woke" as a bat,
And this is how [insert pronoun] ended up in a hat.

INTENDED AUDIENCE:

All ideologies, genealogies. biologies, & theologies,

or combinations thereof.

Including:

Populist Peacocks,
Polygynous parrots.
Communist camels, &
Fundamentalist Ferrets.

Straight, gay, asexual,
Or mixed in a blender
By bonobo bartenders
Without a fixed gender.

Conservative crustaceans
Who are indeed, bottom dwelling,
Democratic Dalmatians,
Who prefer bottom smelling.

Fiscal Snail neocons
With legacies of creditors
Q-anon quails
With conspiracies 'bout predators

Professional squatters
Like the yaks in your yards.
Or them self-hating elk,
carrying NRA cards.

The secular sea urchin,
& Marxist manta ray,
Or atheist mantis
Who refuses to prey

Grey wolves gone green
cuz they see packs ahead
Republican blue whales
who identify red.

Bi-curious cardinals
confused they can't quack,
White supremacist bears
who forgot they were black.

Alt Right, Alt Left,
Alt up and around,
Alt Smack it up, flip it,
And Alt rubbed it down.

Alt Vegan, Alt salt,

Alt sugar, Alt Meat.

& if Alts trigger halts?

Then Control-Alt-Delete.