Dear Diary, I'm at loggerheads with my new boss--we don't agree on anything...except the sizzling attraction between us. Must encourage colleagues not to nudge and wink every time they see the two of us together in the hospital. Bring on tomorrow, another day spent pretending I haven't fallen for D
The Strip Club Dating Survival Guide
β Scribed by Keeler, Jason
- Book ID
- 109096024
- Publisher
- RawkMode Entertainment
- Year
- 2012
- Tongue
- English
- Weight
- 104 KB
- Category
- Fiction
- ISBN-13
- 9781620180525
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
β¦ Synopsis
Stripper. Showgirl. Entertainer. Exotic Dancer.
β¦fake tits, VIP rooms, rock stars, and bottles of Champagne, rap videos, lap dances, stacks of cash, expensive cars and sex, sex, sex.
Maybe these are just a few of the images that are conjured up when you hear the phrase, STRIP CLUB. Beautiful, young women, who party every night, love sex, keep their tans even in winter, are physically fit, independent, cosmetically enhanced and open to anything. Sexual fantasies come to life; as if a living, breathing amateur porn starlet has stepped off the screen and onto your lap.
And you canβt have her, can you? Spinning around the pole on the main stage of thousands of strip joints and gentlemen's clubs, is a woman, blatantly sexual and with an air of jaded sophistication. She is surrounded by flashing stage lights, pounding music and men desperate for attention; watched over by the club bouncers and thoroughly absorbed in getting paid. She is beyond you, unobtainable, untouchable. When confronted with a woman such as this, often the best you can do is mumble nonsensically about how hot she is or how incredible she dances as you awkwardly hand her some dollar bills. You * can* do better, and I will show you how.
This is some of what you'll learn:
- Why everything you think about dancers is wrong.
- How to seduce a stripper without hypnosis or lies.
- How to make it about more than money.
- How to date any exotic dancer.
- Meeting girls, attracting women and finding a girlfriend at strip clubs.
The real problem is that most men see exotic dancers as untamable sex objects that are only attracted to rock stars, rappers, and professional athletes or guys with money. Strippers are constantly surrounded by men demanding time, attention, and most of all, sex. Worse still, the stripper stereotype involves shitty education, promiscuity, poor relationship skills, dysfunctional families, marginal socialization and mental issues. The average guy's ideas about strippers make them seem low-class, undesirable for anything other than sex, and ultimately unobtainable without the involvement of other mitigating factors, like winning the lottery, driving a new Maserati or getting a dick implant.
Of course, thatβs all just * bullshit.*
You donβt need to read this book or listen to anything that I have to say about how to succeed when your goal is dating strippers. You can keep walking into strip clubs, hoping for the best. You can blow all your cash for the dubious pleasure of going home, as usual, empty handed. Better still, you can, all on your own, keep doing those things that will guarantee you never get the chance to date the woman that you actually want, ending up frustrated, broke and lonelyβ¦but of course, thatβs your choice.
- Orβ¦*You can learn how to approach and attract the exotic dancer of your dreams, and stop fantasizing about her because you will actually be dating her for real.
THE STRIP CLUB DATING SURVIVAL GUIDE
is the dating book for the single guy who wants to start picking up the women he meets at strip clubs, for the pickup artist who wants to know why his game isnβt working with strippers, or for anyone who has ever been curious about strip joints and the crazy, sexy women that work in them.
I have been dating strippers for nearly twenty years, and worked in the adult industry for nearly 15 years. Iβve dated dancers, in real relationships and in that nightmare that dating a stripper can be when you donβt know what youβre doing. You now have the opportunity to learn from my success and failure, and find the woman youβve always waited for.
You can show her the way home, and THE STRIP CLUB DATING SURVIVAL GUIDE will show you how.
**
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