The Social Climber's Bible: A Book of Manners, Practical Tips, and Spiritual Advice forthe Upwardly Mobile

✍ Scribed by Wittenborn, Dirk

• Book ID: 108736408
• Publisher: Penguin Group US
• Year: 2014
• Tongue: English
• Weight: 252 KB
• Category: Fiction

✦ Synopsis

Dear Fledgling Climber: This is a book that can change your life forever. Read on at your own risk, because once you've gotten to the last page, we promise you will have become so popular you won't recognize yourself. Are you ready to be transformed into the kind of person who snubbed you at parties and you used to envy? Are you prepared for all the fun you'll have mastering the secrets of becoming popular with those who can make your dreams come true overnight? We invite you to learn the lost art of social climbing. Let us teach you the skills and ethical flexibility that will make you a hit at any and all social gatherings, from cocktail parties to funerals. Know the joys of social climbing as a family and learn the dos and don'ts of guiltlessly and gracefully ditching all those worn-out suburban friends and college pals holding you back from making the kind of superficial friends everybody needs to know the thrill of getting to the top. We can't climb for you, but we do know all the shortcuts. Sincerely, THE SOCIAL CLIMBER'S BIBLE. DIRK WITTENBORN is a novelist (Fierce People, Pharmakon), screenwriter and the Emmy-nominated producer of the HBO documentary, BORN RICH. He lives in Brooklyn with his wife and daughter and summers on the wrong side of the tracks in East Hampton, NY.