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The Princess Beard

✍ Scribed by Kevin Hearne; Delilah S. Dawson

Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
Year: 2019
Tongue: en-US
Weight: 878 KB
Category: Fiction

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✦ Synopsis

This princess can shave herself! The hilarious bestselling authors of Kill the Farm Boy and No Country for Old Gnomes are back with a new adventure in the irreverent world of Pell.

Once upon a time a princess slept in a magical tower cloaked in thorns and roses, waiting for true love's kiss. Or so her father told her. Instead, she woke up on her own, cut off all that pesky long hair, and used it to escape. But she kept the beard, because it made a great disguise.

This is not a story about finding Prince Charming—it's a story about finding yourself. On a pirate ship. Where you belong.

But these are no ordinary pirate misfits aboard The Puffy Peach, serving under Filthy Lucre, the one-eyed parrot pirate captain. First there's Vic, a swole and misogynistic centaur on a mission to expunge himself of the magic that causes him to conjure tea and dainty cupcakes when confronted. Then there's Tempest, who's determined to become the first...

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