**Forecast for today? Partly good witch, with a thirty-two percent chance of broom rage.** How in the Goddess's name did I get stuck at the Witchypoo Convention at Rump Arena in Hexington, Kentucky? Whoops⦠my bad. Rupp Arena in Lexington, Kentucky. Whatever. It's like one cavernous indoor garage s
The Kitchen Witch Switch
β Scribed by Dawn Montgomery
- Tongue
- English
- Weight
- 93 KB
- Category
- Fiction
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
β¦ Synopsis
I eat curses for breakfast.
No, really. I've been cursed more than a thousand times and here I am facing another one. My twin sister ditched out on a cursed client and he's definitely not happy. So now I'm stuck playing twin switch in the Kitchen Witch Academy, and I can't cook. No really, I burn water.
The curse isn't like anything I've seen before, and neither is this crazy magical world I've been plunged into. I'm a cubicle queen, a meeting manager in the mundane world, not a witch. I don't even have a familiar.
Scratch that. It looks like Baba Yaga decided I needed one to keep me out of trouble.
I'm out of my element, but I know one thing for sure. No curse or distraction will keep me from getting back to my regular life. Well, okay, maybe one distraction. The handsome cursed client and CEO of a big deal Kitchen Witch family might play that role.
I'll have to use all my skills to navigate...
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