The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

✍ Scribed by Bombeck, Erma

• Book ID: 107094020
• Publisher: Fawcett
• Tongue: English
• Weight: 82 KB
• Category: Fiction
• ISBN-13: 9780345471727

✦ Synopsis

From the Publisher

This timeless classic by Erma Bombeck still packs the punch. Though some things have changed, many of us still long for what the Jones have -- though they, in reality, long for what we have had all along. -- Louis Mended, editorial

From the Inside Flap

"She is marvelously funny, direct as a hypodermic, a virtuoso in the field of suburban living....Lovely stuff."
VOGUE
It's the expose to end all exposes--the truth about the suburbs: where they planted trees and crabgrass came up, where they planted the schools and taxes came up, where they died of old age trying to merge onto the freeway and where they finally got sex out of the schools and back into the gutters.