St. Vladimir's Academy isn't just any boarding school; it's a hidden place where vampires are educated in the ways of magic and half-human teens train to protect them. Rose Hathaway is a Dhampir, a bodyguard for her best friend Lissa, a Moroi Vampire Princess. They've been on the run, but now they'r
The Complete Sparkling Vampire Parody Collection (1-4)
โ Scribed by Maran, Lacy; Michael, Kevin
- Book ID
- 109156138
- Year
- 2012
- Tongue
- English
- Weight
- 19 KB
- Category
- Fiction
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โฆ Synopsis
When a 104 year old sparkling vampire and a pouty teenager get together, it's a broodfest like none other. But somehow an improbably sappy love affair develops, leading to flights of fanged fancy. Can anything tear this brooding couple apart, or are they destined to dry hump with their eyes for eternity? But if that melodrama isn't enough, this collection features all four sparkling vampire parodies including: "Hey Sparkling Vampire, Let's Get It On," "Hey Shirtless Werewolf, Thanks For The Eye Candy," "Stop This Love Triangle, I'm Getting Off," and "Same Melodrama, All New Lame Ending." Note: These are short irreverent spoofs with serious bite.
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