Igor Fenenko, a former research scientist, is a scary, scary man. Not only is he a massive bodybuilder with a spider tattooed on his face, he has also been infected with Pestis Manducans - a viral cannibalism. Igor tried to resist indulging, but his research specimens smelled so delicious. Who did i
The Cannibal's Guide to Health and Wellbeing
β Scribed by Martin Smith
- Book ID
- 115172327
- Publisher
- Martin Smith
- Year
- 2024
- Tongue
- en-au
- Weight
- 108 KB
- Category
- Fiction
- ISBN-13
- 9780975630648
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
β¦ Synopsis
From the author of the hilarious The Llama Who Had A Hole Through His Head and In Finite Jest comes a third book of stories of humour. Martin Smith and his motley troupe of players return yet again to present The Cannibal's Guide to Health and Wellbeing, a collection of thirteen startlingly original stories filled with astute satire, wondrous imagination and outrageous black humour.
A waiter awaits a famous last leap. A disgruntled fictional antagonist attends an AA meeting. A young man brings home a "special someone" to meet his parents. A South American beauty aids the POTUS in overcoming his insomnia. An infomercial spruiks the only self-help guide you'll ever need. And a Greenlander struggles when raising a progressive child in a modern world. Oscillating between farce and tragicomedy, these stories-some darkly funny, some deeply moving, others profoundly wise, but all ridiculously hilarious and hilariously ridiculous-prove that the best medicine to aid one's health...
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