β Scribed by Robert Rankin
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
THE FIFTH NOVEL IN THE NOW LEGENDARY BRENTFORD TRILOGY
WITH A SPECIAL ADDED BONUS
This book is the fifth in the now legendary Brentford Trilogy, a work of βdeformed brillianceβ (Observer) and to make it just that little more interesting, Robert Rankin has added an extra something. Within the cover art for this title is encoded a secret message. Can you crack the code? And decipher the message? If you can there is a prize to be won. A complete set of signed and numbered prints of the black and white cover art from the twenty-three Far Fetched Books Robert Rankin ebook collection. (Check them all out on Amazon). A unique prize. Go on, go for it.
When you think you have cracked the code message Robert on his Facebook page.
Good luck
Doctor Stephen Malone is cloning Jesus Christ from the blood on the Turin Shroud. And not just a single Jesus, heβs cloning six, so that each of the worldβs major religions can have one for themselves. It has to be the very worst idea of the twentieth century. And what is more, he is doing it in Brentford!
Mind you, the plucky Brentonians do have a lot of other things on their minds at the moment. Such as putting their plans to hold the Millennial celebrations two years early into action. It is something to do with a tradition, or an old charter, or something.
John Omally and Jim Pooley are once more in the thick of it. As are Norman the corner-shop keeper, Professor Slocombe, Neville the part time barman and all the stars of books previous. And they are all going to be drawn into the adventure of a lifetime.
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The fifth novel in the now legendary Brentford Trilogy
'stark raving genius ... Alarming and deformed brilliance' - Observer
What they say about Robert Rankin:
'One of the rare guys who can always make me laugh' - Terry Pratchett
'To the top-selling ranks of humorists such as Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett, let us welcome Mr Rankin' - Tom Hutchinson, The Times
'A born writer with a taste for the occult. Robert Rankin is to Brentford what William Faulkner was to Yoknaptawpha County' - Time Out
'One of the finest living comic writers . . . a sort of drinking man's H. G. Wells' - Midweek
Robert Rankin used to inhabit Brentford but now lives in deepest Sussex Bizarre, compelling, dangerous, challenging subversive and sexy are all words that have been used to describe his unique and imaginative fiction. Deranged and in serious need of therapy are a few that have been applied to the man himself
Robert Rankin is the author of Sprout Mask Replica , Nostradamus Ate My Hamster , A Dog Called Demolition , The Garden of Unearthly Delights , The Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived , The Greatest Show Off Earth , Raiders of the Lost Car Park , The Book of Ultimate Truths , the Armageddon trilogy, and the Brentford quartet which are all published by Corgi Books.
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### Product Description There is nothing more powerful than a bad idea whose time has come. And there can be few ideas less bad or more potentially apocalyptic than that hatched by genetic scientist Dr. Stephen Malone. Using DNA strands extracted from the dried blood on the Turin Shroud, Dr. Malone
There is nothing more powerful than a bad idea whose time has come. And there can be few ideas less bad or more potentially apocalyptic than that hatched by genetic scientist Dr Stephen Malone. Using DNA strands extracted from the dried blood on the Turin Shroud, Dr Malone is cloning Jesus.
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