The Actor's Guide To Greed

✍ Scribed by Copp, Rick

• Book ID: 107552564
• Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.
• Year: 2011
• Tongue: English
• Weight: 258 KB
• Category: Fiction
• ISBN-13: 9780758274656

✦ Synopsis

Getting butchered at the hands of a serial killer in the ''high concept'' slasher film, Creeps, was supposed to revive former child star Jarrod Jarvis's career. Instead, it's a celluloid Titanic. While nursing his wounds at the post-premiere party at a Starbucks on Beverly Boulevard, Jarrod runs into Wallace Goodwin, one of the former writers on Go to Your Room, the beloved eighties show that made Jarrod a star. He's shocked to discover that the neurotic, egotistical Wallace has penned a play bound for London's West End, with a scene-stealing part for Jarrod.

Faster than he can say his catchphrase, ''Baby, don't even go there!'' Jarrod's hitting the boards in London. . .and the boards are hitting back, big time. As much as the actors all seem to loathe one another, they truly resent Jarrod. The hotshot young director with a thing for girls named Kate berates him at every turn. British legend Dame Sylvia Horner is so sloshed she can barely read her lines....