โ Scribed by Sevan Paris
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
Best. Day. Ever.
And I deserve it too. More often than not, being a Superhero makes me feel like Iโm stuck inside a hate-filled Alanis Morrissette song. But there are momentsโnot many, but a fewโwhen the lifestyle exposes me to things so awesome, so fantastic, so โฆ Magickal, that no matter how much the rest of my life may be circling a drain of doom, I just canโt help but grin like a kid whoโs just seen Star Wars for the first time.
Yesterday, I helped a Magickal Ward named Ember stand up for what was right. And we slew a dragon (thatโs right, a freaking dragon). We forced one of the most powerful Magickal Sayers in the world to get compromise-y
And then Ember and I totally had sex.
And it was awesome.
Even with all of the other stuff going onโwith this intergalactic Maul person putting a bounty on my head so large that it draws the attention of Deathbot, with HEROES trying to turn the entire city of Prose against me, with Pink hating me because I unintentionally took her powers away (which is something that isnโt necessarily for the worst)โI just canโt help but let nothing worry me as I trudge through the fluffy, snow covered campus of the University of Prose, on my way to class.
"Gabe, we need to talk," says M, the alien that I'm irreversibly bonded to.
Oh well, so much for that.
My name is Gabe Garrison and this is the next volume of my story ...
๐ SIMILAR VOLUMES
In my first week as a Superhero, Iโd fought and beaten Dr. Villainous, stopped six muggings, and rescued four people from a burning building. (But, admittedly, I was the one that set the building on fire, so โฆ that happened.) But other than the sending the cat into space thing (and the setting the
"Gabe!" The alien inside my head says. โBwa!โ I jerk awake on Casaโs couch, foot knocking over a stack of books to my right. โAnd I just re-stacked those,โ Casa says. He slowly turns the yellowed pages of a large book. The fireplaceโs crackling logs cast twitching shadows across his ruffled sa
CONTENTS -- 1. CHAPTER 101 -- FIGHTER EXCHANGE MARKET -- 2. CHAPTER 102 -- ANIMAL SKIN MAP -- 3. CHAPTER 103 -- PLEASE RECEIVE MY PUNCH! -- 4. CHAPTER 104 -- INNOCENT -- 5. CHAPTER 105 -- "" ""FIGHTING TO BE JEALOUS! -- 6. CHAPTER 106 -- NINE DRAGONS CITY -- 7. CHAPTER 107 -- FACE PRESERVING PILL --
CONTENTS -- 1. CHAPTER 101 -- FIGHTER EXCHANGE MARKET -- 2. CHAPTER 102 -- ANIMAL SKIN MAP -- 3. CHAPTER 103 -- PLEASE RECEIVE MY PUNCH! -- 4. CHAPTER 104 -- INNOCENT -- 5. CHAPTER 105 -- "" ""FIGHTING TO BE JEALOUS! -- 6. CHAPTER 106 -- NINE DRAGONS CITY -- 7. CHAPTER 107 -- FACE PRESERVING PILL --
CONTENTS -- 1. CHAPTER 1 -- SANE -- 2. CHAPTER 2 -- REFUSAL TO RECOGNIZE -- 3. CHAPTER 3 -- ATTACK -- 4. CHAPTER 4 -- HELP -- 5. CHAPTER 5 -- DR. XU -- 6. CHAPTER 6 -- CONTEST -- 7. CHAPTER 7 -- RESCUE -- 8. CHAPTER 8 -- HEART DISEASE -- 9. CHAPTER 9 -- REJECTION -- 10. CHAPTER 10 -- CRITICAL CONDIT