Stuck on You and Other Prime Cuts
β Scribed by Jasper Bark; Rob Moran
- Publisher
- Crystal Lake Publishing
- Year
- 2014
- Tongue
- English
- Weight
- 756 KB
- Category
- Fiction
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
β¦ Synopsis
A word of caution, gentle reader...
... These tales will take you places youve never been before and may never dare revisit. Theyll whisper truths so twisted you can only face them in the darkest hours of the night. Theyll unlock desires so decadent youll never wash their taint from your flesh. Think Jack Ketchum meets Poppy Z. Brite.
The kind of magic were looking for when we search the horror section in our local book store - Jim Dodge, Mass Movement Magazine
All it takes is a single turn of the page and your taste in dark fiction will be transformed forever. So you have to ask yourself: How daring do I feel...?
a gloriously over the top and flamboyant thrill ride of depravity that will entice, titillate and disgust you in equal measures. Jim Mcleod, Ginger Nuts of Horror
Includes:
Foreword by Pat Cadigan
Stuck On You
Taking the Piss
The Castigation Crunch
Ill Met by Moonlight
How the Dark Bleeds
Mouthful
Haunting the Past
End of the Line
Dead Scalp
Afterword by John Llewellyn Probert
Acknowledgements
...youre never going to read something both horribly disgusting, and so brilliantly written, ever again. Ever. Colum McKnight, Dreadful Tales
One of the most harrowing and entertaining pieces of dark fiction any of you are likely to encounter. Matthew Tait, Hellnotes
To enjoy this book should be wrong, very wrong, but Jasper Bark has created something very special and it needs to be read. Lisa McCarthy, Dark Thoughts
gory, twisted and very, very bloody The British Fantasy Society
Proudly brought to you by Crystal Lake Publishing Tales from the Darkest Depths
Prime Cuts eBook categories:
British Horror Fiction
Horror short stories
Disturbing psychological horror
Black comedy
Horror Comedy Splatterpunk
Horror Suspense
Horror Splatterpunk
UK authors
Dark Fantasy
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About the Author
Jasper Bark finds writing author biographies and talking about himself in the third person faintly embarrassing. Telling you that hes an award winning author of four cult novels including the highly acclaimed Way of the Barefoot Zombie, just sounds like boasting. Then he has to mention that hes written 12 childrens books and hundreds of comics and graphic novels and he wants to just curl up. He cringes when he has to reveal that his work has been translated into five different languages and is used in schools throughout the UK to help improve literacy, or that he was awarded the This Is Horror Award for his recent anthology Dead Air. Maybe hes too British, or maybe he just needs a good enema, but hes glad this bio is now over. You can find Jasper on his website or YouTube channel.
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