Sleep Talkin' Man (Don't Let the Midget Out of the Wardrobe)

✍ Scribed by Slavick-Lennard, Karen

• Book ID: 107822363
• Publisher: HarperCollins Canada
• Year: 2013
• Tongue: en-US
• Weight: 3 MB
• Category: Fiction
• ISBN-13: 9781443412162

✦ Synopsis

Karen Slavick met Adam Lennard in 1991 on a kibbutz in Israel, where he declared his love for her by passing out in her bed while he waited for her to return from a midnight swim. Understandably, she never forgot him. Over a decade later, they rekindled their romance and married-- but then he fell asleep again, and all hell broke loose. Though he' s a romantic and mild-mannered Englishman by day, Adam quickly morphs into the uproariously foul-mouthed, vegetarian-hating, wildlife-obsessed character beloved by millions as Sleep Talkin' Man, and Karen has the audio tapes to prove it. Among Adam' s greatest hits:

• " Squid wrestling: all tentacles and no substance."
• _" Back off, Robin. Batman is my b
• tch now." _
• " Don' t you give me those puppy eyes. Put ' em back. Puppy needs them."
• " The carrots are winning! Damn those parsnips and their stupid infighting."
• _" Flowers...