β Scribed by Rad Halen
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
Stuck in a world of 80s B- Horror movies, both video store clerk Doug Simpson and Special Agent Jenny Winters have survived the nightmare from βCheerleader Chainsaw Massacreβ, yet they still have not found a way back home. But their hope of returning is soon dashed with blood when they find themselves now working at a mall at Christmas time.
Surrounded by and dressed as like the scantily clothed elves around her, Jenny decides to make the best of the situation shes in and focuses her attention on Alan, the man playing Old St Nick. Finally she has found the right man and if everything goes right, she might be leaving this flick with someone on her arm.
For Doug, he cannot shake the feeling of impending doom and with Jenny focused on her new boyfriend, he finds the stress of worrying a little to much to handle. Though the attention he has been getting from some of the elves, might just ease that worry.
On the night of Christmas Eve, both Jenny and Doug find themselves locked in a mall with a killer Santa on the loose. Not only will they have to figure out how to escape with their lives and get back home, but allude another killer that has joined Santa in his massacre as well.
Chopping Mall Santa is the second stand alone book in the, βVHS Chroniclesβ series. Its Quantam Leap meets Return of the living dead and perfect for fans of 1980βs B-Movie Horror Comedy.
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