After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all
Sh*t My Witch Says
โ Scribed by Bardsley, Michele
- Book ID
- 100546581
- Publisher
- Kindle Worlds
- Year
- 2016
- Tongue
- English
- Weight
- 59 KB
- Series
- Witches Gone Wild 1
- Category
- Fiction
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โฆ Synopsis
A cursed witch, a gorgeous bear Shifter, and a sarcastic Puritan ghost must work together to save the supernatural town of Wild, Texas.
Witch Imogene Hobbs, with the exception of her frill-necked lizard familiar, Liz, has spent most of her life alone, but not because shes anti-social. Nope. Shes cursed. The ghost of her Puritan ancestors bitter enemy, Dorcas Hoar, haunts Immie every second of every day. Working with botanical magic sustains the creator witch, even with an ornery spirit on her ass all the time, and Immie manages to eke out a living cultivating rare, hard-to-grow plants for magic potions.
Bear Shifter Tabor Cotton shows up in Assjacket, West Virginia with a proposal for Immiesave his towns most precious tree, the Great Ash, an ancient source of pure magic. In exchange, he will help her lift her curse. Baba Yaga, the head honcho of all witches, insists on Immies cooperationnot that Immie is protesting. To complicate matters, Tabor believes that Immie is his mate. All because of the so-called mating scent. Yep. Immie thinks Tabor smells like fresh cut grass on a spring morning, while Tabor thinks she smells like dark honey licked straight off the comb.
As Tabor and Immie learn to navigate their blossoming romance, prune a cursing crone, and weed out a plot to kill to the Great Ash, you can bet your sassafras that Wild, Texas is about to get a whole lot wilder.
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Pages : 79
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Title Length : 018
Series Last Part : Gone Wild
Single Author : Michele Bardsley
Series First Part : Witches Gone
Series First Word : Witches
Series Last Word : Wild
Before Underscore : Sh*t My Witch Says
Num of Aut : 1
Record ID : 34746
ES Name : Witches Gone Wild
Title Part Two : Magic and Mayhem
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