Holloway's brilliant leap of imagination has been to set this story not at its outset half a century ago, but here and now. He has written a series of raw, often achingly beautiful conversations between members of a scattered family. Drawing it all together is Gerry's extraordinary, precarious bid t

**_An Orc on the Wild Side_ is the latest comic masterpiece from one of the funniest writers in fantasy.** ** ** **For more from Tom Holt, check out:**** **_The Management Style of the Supreme Beings_ _The Good, The Bad, and the Smug_ _The Outsorcerer's Apprentice_ _When It's a Jar_ _Doughnut_

Fifteen hundred years have passed and the Holy Grail is still missing, presumed ineffable. The knights have dumped the quest and now deliver pizzas, while the sinister financial services of the lost kingdom of Atlantis threatens the universe with fiscal Armageddon.

### From Publishers Weekly In this witty, highly amusing tale, British comic fantasist Holt (\_Barking\_) describes a modern-day England where magical creatures and sorcerers are commonplace. Mild-mannered Frank Carpenter uses his Acme Portable Door to travel anywhere in time and space and reverse

"I was eight years old when I saw my first elf." And for unlikely hero Michael it was his last. Cruella, Michael's unfortunately named girlfriend, doesn't approve of his obsession with the little people. But the problem is that they won't leave him alone. And who can blame them when it's Michael's o

Egypt 1922, the Valley of the Kings. The archaeologist Howard Carter discovers a mysterious tomb, sealed and marked with a curse. But what is the nature of the tomb's secret? And what is the web of strange connections spreading back throught millennia to the heart of Egypt's fabulous past?

It is a time of darkness. With the end of the Clone Wars, and the destruction of the Jedi Order, the evil Emperor Palpatine rules the galaxy unopposed. When the parents of Milo and Lina Graf are abducted by agents of the evil Empire while the family is out on a mission mapping the unknown systems of

Sculptress Bianca Wilson is a living legend. St. George is also a legend, but not living. However, when Bianca's sculpture of the patron saint and his scaly chum gets a bit too lifelike, it opens up a new can of wyrms. The dragon knows that in the battle between Good and Evil, Evil got a raw deal an

SUMMARY: She was born at midnight, January 1, the year 2000. As she grew, she was never sick, and her strength and intelligence were far above that of her peers--she was the perfect child. But when the truth about her comes to light, it sets off an international race to possess her secret--a secre

The Maze Runner meets The Hunger Games in this heart-pounding trilogy. Orphaned teens, soon to be hunted for sport, must flee their resettlement camps in their fight for survival and a better life. For in the Republic of the True America, it's always hunting season. Riveting action, intense romance,

Of all the civilisations existing in the year 1000, that of Western Europe seemed the unlikeliest candidate for future greatness. Compared to the glittering empires of Byzantium or Islam, the splintered kingdoms on the edge of the Atlantic appeared impoverished, fearful and backward. But the anarchy

There was something wrong! Just as the boiling water was about to be poured on his head and the man with the red book appeared and his life flashed before his eyes, Akram the Terrible, the most feared thief in Baghdad, knew this had happened before. Many times. And he was damned if he was going to l