Randy Talbot's Closet

• Book ID: 109348164
• Year: 2015
• Tongue: English
• Weight: 1 MB
• Category: Fiction
• ISBN-13: 9781618453631

✦ Synopsis

Overview: As the fashion-conscious homosexual that I am, in my head I have a matching set of clothing for every man I've ever been with. And yes, "been with" is a euphemism for sex. Before recalling the men in my life, dragging them out of my closet and airing them on the line for all to see, I thought it would only be fair to have one of my past lovers describe me in clothing. What follows is his response, unedited and unapologetic, much like him: "In the closet of my love life, you would be a pair of fitted, designer blue jeans – expensive and engineered to accentuate the bits you're proud of while hiding the bits that you're not. Below the jeans would be a saucy pair of modern, black, Italian leather shoes, well-worn and perfect for dancing. Under the jeans is a pair of forty dollar Calvins. Above is a tailored pin-striped shirt that you bought to make yourself look taller. P.S. You're not short, you only think you are. The only accessory is a wristwatch that looks expensive but wasn't. You hate being late. You think the idea of Queer Standard Time is appalling and reinforces a bad stereotype. In fact, you insist on being early for everything and bounce around like a little waist-coated white rabbit when others make you late."