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Random: A Collection of Weird and Hilarious Stuff
โ Scribed by Adam Wallace
- Book ID
- 110926007
- Publisher
- JoJo Publishing
- Year
- 2015
- Tongue
- English
- Weight
- 4 MB
- Category
- Fiction
- ISBN-13
- 9780994275486
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
โฆ Synopsis
The author of Better Out Than In and Better Out Than In Number Twos is back with a collection of random musings and drawings that will make kids laugh out loud. It includes Adam's wacky view of topics including 'Top 5 Dance Moves', 'Top 5 Super Powers' and 'Things That Look Cute But Will Scratch Your Eyes Out If You Try To Hug Them'. There's even a recipe for Roast Monkey Butt with Tofu and Apples (No monkeys were harmed in the making of this book though!).
It's random, it's weird and it's definitely hilarious! As Adam says, "Look, to be honest, it was just me rambling on about anything that popped into my head, and now there is a whole book of this random stuff! A WHOLE BOOK! THIS BOOK! OMG! Which means Oh My God. It doesn't mean, as I initially thought, Old Men Giggled. And LOL doesn't mean Lots Of Love! I found that out when someone died and I wrote to their wife and said, 'I hear that your husband died. I'm sorry. LOL.' It didn't go down too well."
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