Promises, Promises: A Romp with Plenty of Dykes, a Unicorn, an Ogre, an Oracle, a Quest, a Princess, and True Love with a Happily Ever After
✍ Scribed by Baker, Lisa Jones
- Book ID
- 110465892
- Publisher
- Lethe Press
- Year
- 2011
- Tongue
- English
- Weight
- 160 KB
- Category
- Fiction
- ISBN-13
- 9781590213377
- ASIN
- B004V55M8A
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
✦ Synopsis
A talking pearl earring.
A gleaming white unicorn.
A flower from an ogre.
Sandy Blunt, witch, has big dreams but C-average magic skills. Her only noteworthy talent is for paying extravagant compliments to women. Trouble is, when she uses that gift, she unwittingly foretells the future for a pretty princess. The punishment for prophesying about one of royal blood is death. With the help of ill-assorted companions, including a self-proclaimed princess in disguise with a wild imagination, a self-absorbed member of the royal guard, and the not-so-average girl next door, Sandy has a year and a day to travel to far-flung places – encountering such dangerous creatures as a dragon who writes awful poetry, slovenly elves, and boarding house landladies – to collect the weird and magical items needed to turn her prophecies into promises and so evade the executioner.