Planet Panic: Notes From the Queen of Procrastination
β Scribed by Pam Pastor
- Publisher
- Anvil Publishing Inc
- Year
- 2015
- Tongue
- English
- Weight
- 163 KB
- Category
- Fiction
- City
- Mandaluyong City, Philippines
- ISBN
- 9712732045
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
β¦ Synopsis
Crazy things keep happening to Pam Pastor and she is left with no choice but to chronicle them. In this second collection of stories, she tells us:
- How Pong Pagong ended her shot at stardom;
- Why her grandma burned all her trolls when she was in sixth grade;
- How she terrorized her brother on Facebook;
- Why she became a flower girl at 31;
- How a New York socialite almost kidnapped her;
- How she learned survival skills from Bear Grylls; and
- Why taxi drivers think sheβs the white lady of Balete Drive.
There are also tales about dead rabbits, Potato Corner, thirty bras, hospitals, a missing terrarium, New Kids on the Block, beer, and balikbayan boxes. Fun for the whole family.
β¦ Subjects
Pastor, Pam, -- 1980
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