Shy Juliet Dove leaves Mr. Elives' magic shop with Helen of Troy's amulet--a virtual man magnet. Juliet doesn't know what she's got, but soon every boy in town is swoony for her. Yet, much as she'd like to lose all the unwanted attention, she can't: The amulet won't come off! A sidesplittingly fun
Placenta of Love
โ Scribed by Marlowe, Spike
- Publisher
- Eraserhead Press
- Year
- 2011
- Tongue
- English
- Weight
- 169 KB
- Series
- New Bizarro Author Series
- Category
- Fiction
- City
- Portland, Or.
- ISBN
- 1621050033
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
โฆ Synopsis
"Captain Carl the robo-pirate is one of the few Artificial Intelligences living on Venus - the amusement park planet. When Carl is given the spark of intelligence by his creator, he becomes a creator himself. No longer just an automaton from a pirate ride, Captain Carl creates the love of his life and searches for her perfect body. He thinks he's found it in a big placenta. But protramming is everything. When the placenta's desire to reporduce kicks in, the whole park is endangered as the organ grows to monster size, spreading placenta babies across the planet and eating all the rides (and the people riding them!). Captain Carl must band together with a cat, a creator, and the Pope of the Church of Transubstantial Birth Fear to stop his love from killing everyone and destroying the park."--Page 4 of cover.
โฆ Subjects
Amusement parks -- Fiction
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