Jaine Austen's friend Lance surprises her with a trip to The Haven, a lush health spa on the California coast, but she arrives to find the oasis is merely a fat farm in disguise, and with three-hundred calorie dinners and a zero-tolerance position on carbs, Jaine is not at all surprised when Mallory
Pampered to Death
β Scribed by Levine, Laura
- Publisher
- Kensington, Melia [distributor]
- Year
- 2011
- Tongue
- English
- Weight
- 143 KB
- Edition
- First Edition
- Category
- Fiction
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β¦ Synopsis
When Jaine's friend Lance surprises her with a trip to The Haven, a deluxe health spa on the California coast, she and her feline pal Prozac are eager to hit the road and bask in a week of pampering and pedicures. But upon their arrival, she discovers that this oasis in the hills is merely a fat farm in disguise, complete with celery-juice cocktails, humiliating weigh-ins, and a zero-tolerance position on carbs. And as she gets to know her fellow inmates, she realizes 300-calorie dinners aren't the craziest thing she'll be dealing with. Among her bulge-battling companions is Mallory Francis, a B-list movie star with a knack for making frenemies with everyone she meets. When she's found strangled during a seaweed wrap gone awry, Jaine is hard-pressed to think of anyone who couldn't have done it. Perhaps it was Kendra, Mallory's bitter sister-slash-personal assistant. Or maybe Clint, a macho former co-star whose dirtiest secret is in danger of being undressed in the drama queen's upcoming memoir. Or was it The Havens' pretty young masseuse, driven to commit a crime of passion when Mallory seduced her aerobics instructor husband Sven? With the suspects mounting faster than her hunger pangs, Jaine doesn't know whom to believe. And when her search for truth, justice, and contraband calories leads her straight to the cold-blooded killer, it seems murder may be on the menu once again...
Library : General
Universes : A Jaine Austen Mystery [10]
Formats : EPUB
ISBN : 9780758238474
β¦ Subjects
Mystery
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