*Today is Coke and Pepsi McDonald's thirteenth birthday. Someone's out to make sure they never make it to thirteen and a half.* Racing across America, the twins will nearly be BOILED ALIVE in a huge basket of french fries, FROZEN TO DEATH by soft-serve ice cream, STAMPEDED in a wild stadium
Never Say Genius
β Scribed by Dan Gutman
- Publisher
- HarperCollins
- Year
- 2012
- Tongue
- English
- Weight
- 430 KB
- Category
- Fiction
- ISBN
- 0062099272
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
β¦ Synopsis
Today is Coke and Pepsi McDonald's thirteenth birthday. Someone's out to make sure they never make it to thirteen and a half.
Racing across America,
the twins will nearly be
BOILED ALIVE
in a huge basket of french fries,
FROZEN TO DEATH
by soft-serve ice cream,
STAMPEDED
in a wild stadium riot,
KIDNAPPED
from a high-speed
roller coaster, and
WORST OF ALL
their parents think
they're totally joking!
Will they survive? Will they defeat Archie Clone? Will they be dropped out of a helicopter onto the tip of the Washington Monument? Will they ever say "genius"?
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