When I walked down the aisle all those years ago, I thought I was about to begin a fairytale romance...
Boy, was I ever wrong.
Now my would-be Prince Charming is doing a stint behind bars, and my two kids and I have been dropped on our butts at the one place I never wanted to see again - the home of my witchy, bitchy, poisoned-apple-giving Wicked Stepmother.
I've got to get my kids and I out of there, before she goes back to her old tricks. But it'll take more than the money I make playing Snow White and the Seven Slobs, ascleaning lady to the seven messiest brothers in history...
But then Elsabeth Delle bursts into my life like a winter storm - with an idea that might get both of us damsels out of our distress.
It starts with a bed, a webcam, and the promise of safe, sanitized anonymous cyber-sex with whichever Internet strangers are willing offer up their golden coins.
What could go wrong?
As it turns out, it's not a what. It's a who.
Royal Princeps.
He seems almost too good to be true - all radiant green eyes, perfect scruff and a body that's just made for sin. Even better, it doesn't take a magic mirror to tell me he thinks I'm the Fairest of Them All.
I've got to figure out if this handsome hunk is my Knight in Shining Armor, or the Big Bad Wolf in sheep's clothing; ready to eat me all up (and not in the good way.)
Or, as I'm starting to suspect, maybe he's a bit of both...
Never After is a Snow White-inspired, curse-word infused bedtime story for adults only - exploring what happens when your fairytale "happy ending" is actually just the beginning...