From *New York Times bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes MY PEN IS HUGE, a Standalone Romantic Comedy.*
Dear Mr. Merrick,
I quit.
And since youre obsessed with your stupid pen collection, I thought it appropriate to take the big one you love so much and write my resignation letter. Kiss your pen goodbye, big man!
Because when I agreed to work for youa hotshot journalist Ive admired for yearsno one told me that you had a secret life and that youd bug my apartment, have someone killed, and make the moves on me just to test whether Im serious about this job.
I mean, come on! What kind of boss does that? Yes, youre ten degrees hotter than the sun, and you melt panties everywhere you go, but this little intern is done with your games.
From this day forward, consider me your mortal enemy, your biggest threat. Maybe your pen is huge, but my determination is bigger. See you on the battlefield, Mr. Big Pen.
Your ex-admirer,
Gisselle Walters
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