Your wedding day is supposed to be the happiest day of your life, right? That's what they say, at least. I went into that day hoping I'd get the happiest day of my life. What I got? The worst. I mean, you really can't get any worse of a day without someone actually dying. So...I may have gotten jus
Motherfucking Sharks
β Scribed by Brian Allen Carr
- Publisher
- Lazy Fascist Press;Eraserhead Press
- Year
- 2013
- Tongue
- English
- Weight
- 66 KB
- Category
- Fiction
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
β¦ Synopsis
βMotherfucking Sharks reads like it was carved into the floor of a sun-baked desert by an old testament prophet with a thirsty knife." βBEN LOORY, author of Stories for Nighttime and Some for the Day Where I come from, the children sing a song: Oh the motherfucking sharks Oh theyβre gonna come to town Oh theyβre gonna kill the babies Oh theyβre gonna make you drowned in your blood Oh the motherfucking sharks Oh theyβre gonna mince the flesh Theyβre gonna swim up and surround you Donβt you know youβll never pass the test itβs over Oh the motherfucking sharks Oh they donβt care about the gods And they donβt care about the families And they donβt care about the cries or tears theyβre killers. Motherfucking sharks Motherfucking sharks Motherfucking sharks Motherfucking sharks
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