Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests

✍ Scribed by Neven Iliev

• Year: 2017
• Tongue: English
• Weight: 174 KB
• Category: Fiction

✦ Synopsis

Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.

The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfathers trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test - reach Level 5 in the dungeon called the newbie zone and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!

However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time. A fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!

Content warning: Profanity, Gore, Sexual Themes

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From the Author

This book started out as a somewhat tasteless joke that went seriously out of hand. It contains a hodgepodge of elements borrowed from various games, novels, movies and anime series that I've stitched together like some Frankenstein's monster of a book. The RPG system is mostly original, though it was a pain to figure out so that it would make sense. Subverting reader expectation is also a big part of it, as anyone who has read the first chapter will have realized.

This being the first book means it is mostly here to serve as a foundation and introduction to the world, its rules, and the people that live within it. Locations, characters, magic, powers and artifacts are thrown into the mix as the series goes on, though the laws of the fictional world are respected throughout.