I work with the dead. Well, sort of. I’m security at the local funeral home. Don’t be fooled. It’s not too tough being a guard there. Creepy? Yes. Difficult? No. Usually. Until Valentine’s Day and the dead man who was…undead. It turns into a date I never expected. Most girls get candy, roses and kis
Monster problems: Vampire misfire
✍ Scribed by Ullman, R.L.
- Publisher
- But That's Another Story ... Press
- Year
- 2018
- Tongue
- English
- Weight
- 421 KB
- Category
- Fiction
- City
- Ridgefield;CT
- ISBN
- 0998412929
- ASIN
- B07DGZR3DN
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✦ Synopsis
Some monsters are meant to be heroes...
12-year-old Abraham "Bram" Murray never realized how special he is. That's because he's clueless about his past, having bounced around foster care his entire life. Of course, his peculiar habits always raised eyebrows, like staying up all night and eating only red-colored foods like Swedish Fish. But Bram just figured he was different. He never imagined he was the world's last vampire--or that he was being hunted.
After escaping a werewolf ambush, Bram is recruited into the Van Helsing Academy, a secret school for monster kids. As Bram discovers clues about his past, he tries to learn how to harness his powers for good. Unfortunately, he just may be the most pathetic monster ever. But Bram better figure it out fast, because the Dark Ones have resurfaced, and they're searching for a powerful artifact to resurrect Count Dracula and conquer the world. Can Bram and his monster friends save humanity before it's too late?
Monster Problems is the first book in a hilarious, action-packed series that will entertain kids, middle school students, and adults. Monster Problems includes 11 illustrated character profiles.
✦ Subjects
Middle Grade
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