β Scribed by Flynn, Avery
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
Top three lies about mamaβs boys:
That we donβt know what we want. That one is straight up BS. I know exactly what I wantβto win this bet with my cousins by any means necessary even if it means finding the worst possible date in all of Harbor City and agreeing to whatever she asks in exchange for her pretending to fall for me.
That we are soft, little wimps. Yeah, you donβt get to be CEO of a multibillion dollar company by letting other people take advantage of you. So as soon as I realize my date Fiona Hartigan isnβt exactly who she appears to be, thereβs nothing that will stop me from figuring out the truthβno matter how many dates it takes to unravel that mystery.
That we donβt know how to kiss. Oh yes we do. The only problem is that once I start kissing Fiona, I donβt want to stop and I have to because weβve already agreed that all of this is temporary.
Now Iβm the guy that every woman wants to bring home to momβexcept for the woman Iβm fake dating and falling in love with for real.
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