LIPSTICK AND LIES AND DEADLY GOODBYES
โ Scribed by Jodi Vaughn
- Publisher
- Jodi Vaughn
- Tongue
- English
- Weight
- 113 KB
- Category
- Fiction
No coin nor oath required. For personal study only.
โฆ Synopsis
Ever been almost-beheaded by a snow-plow? Turned into an undead by a homeless vampire? Cheated and betrayed by your lying sack of s**t husband? Welcome to my life... or, more correctly, my crazy after-life.
To everyone behind the gates of our wealthy community in Charming, Mississippi, my husband and I were the Joneses everyone tried to keep up with. A beautiful house, the perfect gated community, two gorgeous kids, and a supposedly flawless marriage.
Until I came home and caught him rolling around in our bed, hip-deep in my best friend.
Which led to the aforementioned snow plow incident. I woke up with a fear of the sun and a propensity for drinking blood. Or in laymen's terms, a vampire.
I thought vampires were supposed to be hot and irresistible. But my Maker smells like he just stepped out of a sewer and he has the appeal of a turd in punch bowl.
But you know how life is as one of the Joneses...gotta keep up. Keep up...
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