Lighter Shades Freed

✍ Scribed by Cassandra Parkin

• Publisher: Collca
• Year: 2012
• Tongue: English
• Weight: 204 KB
• Category: Fiction

✦ Synopsis

“Christian holds open the platinum bracelet he’s just purchased…It’s wide and cufflike and hides the red marks.”

“Lighter Shades Freed” completes Cassandra Parkin’s meticulous deconstruction of this season’s literary phenomenon, which saw women everywhere become strangely besotted with a mad controlling emotionally-stunted psychopath, with good hair. Based on the hit viral blog entry, it catalogues unusual leaps of logic, surprising deductions, interesting personal quirks, outstanding pieces of dialogue, eccentric kidnapping attempts and – of course – all the ways in which Christian Grey, far from being any woman’s dream, is in fact the walking incarnation of your worst nightmare.

In recognition of the extremely unfunny truth that two British women a week die at the hands of violent partners, half of author royalties from “Lighter Shades Freed” will be donated to Women’s Aid.