Three doctors explore and explain the least recommended techniques lurking in the darkest corners of medicine through the ages.;The Creepiest of All Treatments -- More Doctors Smoke Camels ... Well, What Else Would You Do to a Camel? -- Stuck on You -- Want Fries with That? -- Unwrinkling a Wizard's Sleeve? -- Placenta: It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore -- Does This Jersey Make Me Look Fat? -- A Sting to Treat a Sting -- You Can't Redo Everything -- Country Music Can Be Deadly (for White People) -- Dark Days: Experimentation on Mentally Challenged and Mentally Ill Patients -- Stretch Armstrong's Got Nothing on This! -- Two Eyes, Two Ears, Two Noses? -- I Need This Like I Need a Hole in the Head! -- Asthma, Allergies, and Long-Term Worms -- The G-Spot Shot: Spot On or Spot Off? -- Chakra the Monkey Tonight! -- Moxibustion: Not Quite Smoking Banana Leaves, but Almost! -- Maybe They Just Passed Gas -- As If Birth Weren't Traumatic Enough -- An Eerie Enema -- They Say Stripes Are Slimming -- Ping-Pong, Anyone? -- Treating Hemorrhoids: A Real Pain in the Butt -- Sore Throat: Better or Worse After These Remedies? -- Facing the Facts When, in Fact, That's Not Your Face -- Stocks Drop, So Might the Bodies -- It's Just a Flesh Wound -- When Blood Is Green and Urine Blue -- Prosthetic Limbs of Today: Beyond Pegs and Hooks -- Want Bigger Breasts? Have a Thai Stranger Slap Them Repeatedly -- Truly Giving a Shit -- "Hands-On" Help for Hysteria -- Kim Kardashian's Vampire Facial (No, Not That Kind!) -- MADW Wasn't Quite as Catchy -- A Load of Bully -- Why Didn't They Call It Uranus? -- Kill Your Television Except If Watching Modern Family -- Holy Mackerel! -- Take the Lead. It's Prescription -- You Won't Always Be Able to Control Everything -- What If They Were Lactating? -- Well, Who Is Going to Open the Pickle Jar? -- Don't Blame the Irish -- And It Makes You Look Cool -- Not Just Good for Serving Revenge -- Does the Carpet Match the Drapes? -- We Are Not Suggesting You Suck on It -- So That's What the Track Marks Are From -- Good for the Birds, Bad for the Worms -- You Mean It Won't Fall Off? -- How Many Licks Does It Take? -- Try Not to Bruise It -- The Only Time You Would Rather Deal with a Prick -- It's All in Your Head -- Forget the Eye of the Tiger -- They Eventually Get Their Revenge -- You Don't Need to Re-prove Gravity -- Are They Crooked? -- Dying for Sleep -- Drinking to Improve Thinking -- Your Mane or Your Manliness? -- Paging Dr. Dracula -- Hurling at High Speed -- Possibly a Posset for Parity? -- Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme -- Finally, a Medical Reason to Not Exercise -- Poor Pooh Bear -- And It Burns, Burns, Burns, the Ring of Fire ... -- Snow in Your Nose -- Aspire to Respire, but Avoid to Not Expire -- Liquidating Lousy Lice -- A Cup Should Not Go Up -- Lettin' Go Lentigo -- Hashing Out Headbanging Hazards -- Heroin: The All-Time Addictive, Snorting, Injecting, Smoking, Disorienting, Constipating, So-You-Can-Throw-It-All-Away Medicine -- Halting Harassing Hiccups -- The Importance of Impotence -- When the Treatment Is Worse Than the Disease -- I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me Than a Frontal Lobotomy -- To Do or Not -- Take Two Skulls and Call Me in the Morning -- Itching to Add Inches -- Pacifying Mr. Gandhi and Quieting Mister Ed -- Everybody Gettin' Horny -- Click It or Ticket! -- Sleep Divorce to Prevent Real Divorce? -- Doctor's Orders: Twelve Bottles of Beer, by Mouth, Daily -- Beating the Stick -- No Wrinkle in Chyme? -- Honey, I Healed the Wound! -- The Sad Story and Salvation of Thalidomide -- Finding Frankenstein's Fountainhead -- Guess I'll Go Eat Worms -- One of the Few Practices We Endorse -- Getting Pissy.