King of the Mild Frontier: An Ill-Advised Autobiography

✍ Scribed by Crutcher, Chris

• Book ID: 108328700
• Publisher: HarperCollins
• Year: 2003
• Tongue: English
• Weight: 332 KB
• Category: Fiction
• ISBN-13: 9780061968440

✦ Synopsis

Do You Know:

• A good reason to be phobic about oysters and olives?

• That you can step inside a roaring coal furnace and feet cool?

• That Jesus had an older brother?

• How shutting your mouth can help you avoid brain surgery?

• How to avoid cow-pies during your baptism?

• How to survive in the winter wilderness with only a fishing pole and a sausage?

**Chris Crutcher
** knows the answers to these
things and more.

And once you have read about Chris Crutcher's life as a dateless, broken-toothed, scabbed-over, God-fearing dweeb, and once you have contemplated his ascension to the buckskin-upholstered throne of the King of the Mild Frontier, you will close this book, close your eyes and hold it to your chest, and say, "I, too, can be an...